Jokes

A man says to the doctor: “doctor ,wherever I touch 

,it hurts”.

The doctor asks: “what do you mean?”

 The man says “when I touch my shoulder it really 

hurts. If I touch my knee -OUCH!!! When I touch my 

forehead it really, really hurts!”

 

The doctor says I know what´s 

wrong whith you-

“You´ve broken your finger”.

Jokes

Patient: Doctor I have a pain in my eye 

whenever I drink tea.

 

Doctor: Take the spooon out of 

the 

mug before you drink.

Jokes

MUM Did you enjoy your first day at school ?

Girl: first day? Do you mean I have to go back 

tomorrow?

Jokes

Headmaster: I`ve had complaints about you 

Johnny from all your teachers. What have you 

been doing?

Johnny : nothing sir

Headmaster: exactly.

Piper Hendy

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